PLURpies

a social disease most commonly found and spread amongst the rave and club scenes of most major metropolitan areas. the sypmtoms include (but are not limited to) increased appreciation of LMFAO, Deadmau5 and Skrillex, intercourse with underage ptots and busted down go-go dancers, inflated ego, slipping people roofies, starting drama, spreading negative vibes etc. etc...

friend #1: "you wanna go to the club tonight?"

friend #2: "nah man im good, i don't wanna catch the PLURpies!"

by syd420 December 29, 2011

Plurp

A plurp is a penis fart (like a quief is a vagina fart). A plurp is less common, however.

It stinks in here...WTF bro? Did you just plurp?

by Jojo Rockford June 11, 2008

Plurp

the noise bird poo makes when it lands

plurp

by fbddy September 25, 2010

plurp

to eat soup with a plunger

man, I just hate it when I forget my spoon. Now I guess I have no choice but to PLURP!!!!

by taco banana feet June 4, 2009

Plurp

An abject, almost violent-yet small-fart. Out of nowhere kind of fart.

The kind of farts that sneak up on you and "PLURP!" it happens and plurp is also the noise it makes.

by plurpqueen1970 May 28, 2010

plurpin

1. the act of thinking/acting like someone you're not

guy 1: whats up with guy 2? he's acting like a total jackass
guy 3: he's just plurpin
guy 1: he's such a poser...

by mcfatj November 24, 2007

plurp

to tummy flash someone

he plurped me to show me his abs.

by daiquiri April 5, 2006