Furry Plums

Quite literally The Dog's Bollocks!

Is wee Georgie gonna get to use his furry plums before the big snip?

by Satandog August 28, 2006

Plums in the oven

A sexual act wherein a man places his testicles inside a woman's vagina.

*over heard from two builders*

"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

jungle plums

another word for watermelon

justin ate some sweet jungle plums.

by abanderson May 15, 2011

plums

the 2 round balls that sit inside a mans wrinkly sack. also known as a ballbag

I'd love to get my gums around your plums!

by Ho! July 23, 2006

Tongue my plums

The act of a women licking your balls

Hey lady, do you want to come back to my place and tongue my plums?

by Cama February 9, 2005

skin plums

Slang term for testes. Usage: nocarriers skin plums feel good in my mouth.

Usage: nocarriers skin plums feel good in my mouth.

by no carrier September 1, 2009

suck my plums

A British expression which requests that someone preform fellatio on ones testicles.

Footnote: The request is rarely granted using this methodology.

Scammer: Hello this is Louise from Barclay Fraud Team. Your account sic hacked please confirm bank details.

Smart Person: Who?

Scammer: Louise from Barclay fraud. Pls send long card number and expiry security code.

Smart Person: Fuck off. Suck my plums.

Scammer: Send bank details

by Bastian - AZ June 1, 2016