Undercover Plumber

The act of giving or receiving anal from another person whilst shitting on the first parties dick.

"Dude, we fucked over the toilet and she gave me an undercover plumber."

by whoiswhitenoise July 17, 2017

Chicago Plumber

You grab onto your sex partner, stick it in the back door and just sit there like your on union pay.

Last night I didn't have any energy but she wanted to be kinky so I gave her the Chicago Plumber and went to bed.

by BO HARRIS January 8, 2023

gay plumber

A male who like to insert there penis into holes, mainly men bottoms

I haven't had a gay relationship for ages, I need a gay plumber, hand me the yellow pages please

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

The Plumber

A tantric sex technique in which a man and a woman remain joined in penetrative sex for a long period of time, with neither partner trying to achieve orgasm at any time.

So called because "you stay in all day, but nobody comes".

Lily and I stayed in bed all day last Sunday and tried The Plumber for 7 hours. She was still sore the following morning.

by tropical January 10, 2009

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

Joe The Plumber

euphemism for an idiot, or someone who speaks without any knowledge of what they claim to be a professional of. Unlicensed, unqualified and uninformed. A dufus.

My neighbor is Joe The Plumber, he's been talking about buying a business worth a quarter of a million when he barely has two quarters to rub together. He's not even a licensed plumber.

by Stalin for time February 23, 2009

joe the plumber syndrome

See "joe the plumber" if you don't know him.

A person who votes against his own economic interest, like joe the plumber, has "joe the plumber syndrome".

If you are middle class and vote for Mitt romney, you just have joe the plumber syndrome.

by wblol August 26, 2012