Dot Plumber

A person who is completely infatuated with sticking things in theirs or others anus's.

Typically these people don't discriminate between human interaction to putting anything from carrots to bottle tops into their Arse, they then will typically tell people what they've done then deny it for a long time to come.

I was chatting with Ant last night and he mentioned again how much he likes getting things put into his dot, to the point where he was saying he had a sore arse from the putting things in there too often..

The guy is a total dot plumber and if you had blocked pipes he'd be the person to call as I'm sure he'd have a way of clearing and busted hole.

by mazzbot October 14, 2013

Puberty

The worst years of your life

Man I went through puberty and I almost killed myself

by Wannasmellmyorange March 5, 2018

Rusty Plumber

When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.

Dan: Wanna go out tonight?

Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.

Joe: You guys are so gay.

by marbury986 September 26, 2009

Puberpoof

The thick patch of fur that envelopes a male dog's genitals when in need of a hair cut

It's hard to tell if Eddie is a boy or girl due to his out-of-control puberpoof. Time to bring him to the groomer!

by missyNzoe August 30, 2011

Puberoni

The hairs found on the toilet where the seat ends at the crotch area.

"David, there's way too much puberoni on the toilet seat. You need to stop your shaving pubes over the toilet."

by fatcheeks10 February 11, 2018

call the plumber

when a girl, advisably one you have an amicable relationship with, gets into a situation where one may presume she is aroused to the point of wetness, leaking if you will, it is necessary to let everyone know of this by yelling "call the plumber"

Situation 1: Guys, I think Charlotte's leaking, I better call the plumber

Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber

by gonzo89cb November 14, 2010

Puberty Christmas

The year following the period of puberty, in which friends and family (Possibly 'Santa Claus') give you gifts like Old Spice Deodorant, and Axe Spray, Axe Shampoo/Conditioner etc. instead of actual presents.

My grandma got me this Old Spice Swagger kit for my Puberty Christmas this year!! I can't wait to use it on the ladies!

by Kyle Brundage December 27, 2009