Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.

Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning

by GJVD July 18, 2009

PLO-50

A Soviet flamethrower fueled by three tanks containing the necessary gels & compounds to shoot a line of fire.

"China still uses PLO-50's in their military, for flamethrower units."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

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This is the farthest reach of boredom, typing and going all-in with the double pillar technique. Congrats.

"Hey, what's your favorite word?"
"Banana."
"Mine's aqdeswfrdegtfrhygtjuhykijuloki;plo';p'zacdxsvfcdbgvfnhbgmjnh,kmj.l,k/;.l'/;'"

by aqdeswfrdegtfrhygtjuhykijuloki April 8, 2019

Plos (Pleios)

Past
Living
Obsession
Syndrome

Symptoms:
- Ignorance before knowledge
- Shock
- Sweaty pits
- Combustion of the heart
- Inflation

Cure:
- THERE IS NO CURE! Evidence shows patients get PLOS once introduced to a certain specimen

*4 SECONDS UNTIL DEATH ONCE YOU ARE OFFICIALLY DIAGNOSED BY A CERTIFIED DOCTOR WITH THE DISEASE*

Iqbal is a sad boy who gave up on life and realized how sad and down he was after Grade 10 Civics/Careers. Thinking something was wrong, he visited a doctor and the doctor finally diagnosed him of Plos (Pleios). Iqbal's last words were: "Wait, what?" Until his heart exploded and he combusted from the inside out.

by Joe Patrick Smith December 1, 2010

PLOS

Text Slang for "Parents Looking over Shoulder"

"Dude, send me her nudes!"
"Bro, I can't. PLOS!"

by not giving a fuck September 9, 2014

Big Plo

the Iron Rod God, a man of the people, the single greatest pro wrestling commentator of our time.

Big Plo rules

by Big Plo November 22, 2021

PLOS

Parent Looking Over Shoulder

I can't say PLOS.

by Dannic April 26, 2015