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Pooptions

Options that ain't worth poop.
"Man, xyz company issued me these options as part of my comp, and the company's share price just fell in the toilet, then they fired me, took my pooptions, and all I got was this t-shirt..."
by Camjohn1 October 16, 2008
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Mixed Potions

The occurance of two simultaneous farts from two different sources within same proximity. 3 farts = Witches brew. (see Wizard Stew)
"hey mike, lets mix potions." "No. Thats gross."
by Andy Lara June 14, 2005
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Lotions and Potions

The hair and skincare products metrosexual males use.
Anything that would normally be found in a girls bathroom cabinet, but coloured in black or silver so it appears more manly.

"I'm going to tho store to buy some steak."
"Whatever man, you're restocking on your Lotions and Potions for your skin and hair."
by Shaved_Deer March 14, 2012
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Packs and potions

Gotta Mix These Packs And Potions Lyrics” sung by AJet2F, DC3, Hzino, Nerdz, HAZEY & BL@CKBOX represents the English Music Ensemble. The name of the song.
Gotta mix these packs and potions, no ps till I but him in a burner
by Mickycgh123) January 22, 2022
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Pills and potions

Sexually intercourse at finest and running a train on someone
Bro these pills and potions are the best
by Kingadrew June 17, 2018
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ploptioks

Options that cause distress and panic. Heavily associated with decisions that cause a mid life crisis at age twenty, mental/nervous break downs, and such panicked texting you misspell the word “options”.
These are my only ploptioks. Please help!

I have too many ploptioks and not enough time!
by Itsyagurrl May 26, 2018
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Potions

Alchemy Potions Revive!
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