Plop Splash

The term given to when one's poop is dense and heavy enough to cause a plop, in the toilet, that results in one's butt to be splashed. It's a commonality that one becomes panicked as to why their butt has received a wet surprise, that is, until they remember their Chinese feast the night prior.

"Aww, dude, what the hell was that!?... God damn plop splash, fucking General Tso's gets me every time."

by stevo-k September 4, 2010

plopatious

Beautiful, sassy, looking like a boss ass bitch ready to take on the day.

Wow Amanda I love those new jeans your wearing, you look very plopatious in them.

by Plopatious December 28, 2016

ploppopotamus

a montrously large, single-piece turd

i was backed up for a week and when i finally passed i looked in the bowl and found a ploppopotamus looking back at me

by keith-tastic April 22, 2008

Piddle Plopping

The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.

In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.

by frump dump slump March 14, 2009

plopper stopper

Plopper stopper-laying down sheets of toilet paper on the surface of the toilet water to arrest the backsplash on your ass.

Ever had to use a toilet at a not so clean rest stop. You don't wanna sit down and with the added elevation above the water you dread the caca water splash from the poop plop. Just lay down ample sheets of toilet paper on the surface the water to break the fall. That's a plopper stopper.

"Hey bro, that toilet was nasty. I put down a plopper stopper for sure."

"If you're going to use that restroom, I'd put down a plopper stopper."

by ED Gordo January 11, 2013

co-plop

1. (v) two or more people simultaneously crapping over water while holding hands

2. (n) the act of co-plopping

3. (n) the noise made when two or more turds simultaneously splash in the water

Our dog sniffed my ass after my wife and I co-plopped in the hot tub.

Daisy and I shared an intimate co-plop in the bathtub after a night of Mexican food, tequila shots and anal sex.

I think those nudists holding hands over there just shat in that puddle; did you hear a co-plop?

by KD and the L January 20, 2009

Pudding Plop

A large and steamy bowel evacuation or diarrhea that because of gravity drops into toilet water causing water to splash directly on the taint and butt cheeks.

After those burritos I ran to the bathroom and was drenched by a steamy pudding plop.

by Donherdme September 9, 2013