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Plotkin

The term Plotkin is similar to a blumkin, which is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

The major difference is the voracity of the shit. A blumkin is oral sex during a conservative or average shit, a plotkin is oral sex during an aggressive and explosive shit.
"Vlad, get your ass in here and give me a plotkin!, I had del taco!"
by Futrtek February 21, 2021
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plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq

You have been bored to such an extent that you will never do your Geometry homework. Good! You now have a F.
You have now reached plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq .
by anonymous August 11, 2022
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Plifking

When a man who looks uncommonly like a monkey has their balls sucked by someone from worcestershite. Rare in the most part but common in the year 2006 around the area of north-west edinburgh in scotland.
"Murray well wants to drop Green Wing off at Jess's to get a good plifking."
by Civor May 19, 2006
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plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.
Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night
by pidgey November 26, 2004
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plorking

Reading pointless things.

The word originates from a pointless tweet from T-Shirt Hell on July 28th in which they simultaneously create and define the word.

As is demonstrated in the tweet that created the word, but not explicitly stated, the word can also be used as a noun in which a "plork" is something pointless that you have read.
Dude check this out - I was just plorking on reddit and found this really cool article!
by Dilinot August 5, 2009
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plorkinfider

Complete bitch who yells at you for doing what she tells you. Or yells at you for no damned reason.
That bitch in the AP test was an uber plorkinfider.
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plooking

when you throw up and poop at the same time.
i was soo drunk last night i was plooking all over!
by torra borra May 19, 2004
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