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Platform Bowling

The process of going to any (usually London) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters.
E.g. "yo me and will wasted so much cash platform bowling on the way home last night"
by TheRealRomeo January 7, 2017
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Platform Privilege

The privilege that celebrities, professional athletes, and politicians possess over regular citizens, that gives them the ability to broadcast their singular and oftentimes uneducated opinion to millions of people, simply because they enjoy access and prominence in media where non-famous, but more intelligent individuals do not. While all men may be created equal, their access to platforms is not and famous people become entitled to believe that their opinions and ideas have merit simply because they are famous.
Dude 1: "Man, can you believe the crappy lead singer from Coldplay is telling me who I should vote for? Who does he think he is?

Dude 2: "He's using his Platform Privilege. Celebrities always think we want to hear their opinions even though we all know they're complete morons and the media pukes it out to the masses because they're famous."
by sam whittemore September 3, 2020
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Platform Pizza

The result of intoxicated people vomiting on a subway/train platform while waiting for their ride. The term is of Japanese origin.
"We almost made it home without incident last night - but Dave left some platform pizza at Downtown Crossing"
by EpochZero July 29, 2009
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Platform Shaming

Shaming different gaming platform users for their choice of because you believe your choice is superior to theirs so much that you have to brag about it and put them down to make you feel better.
Hey admin, this guy is platform shaming me.
Get out you filthy console peasant!
by Gaijin Dad November 9, 2017
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user on this platform

pervert who says the n word in every sentence making the sentence boring
"-insert racist word here- get outta here you little -insert racist word here- im a user on this platform!"
by minecraftkid1234 November 16, 2020
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de-platformed

To be de-platformed is to have all of one's social media accounts suspended like tRumpty, and the Pillow Man's, Rudy Fooliani's, tRumpty Jr's and several others for advocating sedition.
It's about time that Trumpty has been de-platformed!
by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021
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user on this platform

a absolute pervert who says the n word in every sentence without a n word pass
user on this platforms friend: "hey dude are you a user on this platform?"
user on this platform: "yeah -insert racist word here-"
their friend: "YOU RACIST!!!!!!!!"
by minecraftkid1234 November 16, 2020
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