pastasexual

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool

John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020

Past Diving

Spending time going through sentimental items or messages in order to feel what you felt when you first received them. This is easily done through Facebook and Myspace, but can include going through messages/posts/comments on other social networking sites, emails, or old items in drawers in your room (e.g., that letter that your ex-boyfriend wrote you six years ago in which he swore he'd never leave you, although everyone and their mom knew he one day would).

April: "Where's Mike been? I haven't seen him in days!"
Chris: "He's probably hauled up in his room past diving again"

by JasonSummers January 9, 2010

Pastaface

A term related to blackface, meaning to impersonate the racial qualities of an Italian or Italian-American. Typically used by annoying young people of Italian descent on the internet who exaggerate the racial inequality of Italian people.

Some guy: "I cooka da meatball."
Kid who is 2% Italian: "Fuck you. How dare you do this pastafaced bullshit. Italian Americans are the most persecuted group in the country. You fucking piece of...."

by ragonkmasterp1 December 2, 2022

Plasti Dip

A rubberized coating originally intended for tool handles but highly favorited by the human variety of tools. Also often used by ricers and people who pretend to be into cars. Usually associated with vape juice and/or semen.

"Plasti dip is a mod bro, just like my sick vape mod"

"I coat my stock wheels and blow fat clouds at the same time"

"I dipped my car just like my boyfriend dipped my face in his semen"

by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 7, 2017

I erased time and leapt past it!

What King Crimson says after he uses a bullshit ability that lethally kills Buccarati

Diavolo: This is my King Crimson Ablity..
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.

by You sad human April 2, 2019

Blast From The Past

Ignore the erotic definitions made by horny teens below, but a blast from the past is something that was made from the past, but its very amazing, even to the present day.

Person 1: Whoa, Super Mario Bros for the NES is such a blast from the past!
Pesron 2: I know, right!

by SireSatire April 9, 2021

Plastic Wrap Special

A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with cocaine, and begin sticking some D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes even squirrels, if nearby, are wrapped up in tortillas with lime juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.

“This is what I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a plastic wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of plastic wrap. Very nice evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”

by The Good Dude Giveth June 13, 2018