pussy plaque

White stinky, sticky goo between pussy lips after a hard days work. This is a common occurance after a weekend of camping with no shower.
This is similar to a mans fromunda cheese.
Women with long pubic hair have a tendency to suffer from this smelly problem more than groomed pussy.
This is also a common problem with women who don't wear underwear to soak it up.

holy shit! i just gave lydia the finger test and came up with a hand full of pussy plaque but, like they say if it smells like fish eat all you wish if it smells like cologne leave it alone. So i went for it.

Phew, I just got a whiff of my pussy plaque, I guess it's been a while since I showered.

My pussy plaque was so bad, I had to scrape it out with a spoon.

by One- Balled Man March 2, 2008

Keyboard Plaque

Food particles and other small unknown particals which are between keys on the keyboard.

Person 1: OMG, is that a cornflake in your keyboard?
Person 2: My keyboard has keyboard plaque.

by Liam.1 February 29, 2008

Crack Plaque

When you just dont wipe your ass good enough. Possibly due to running out of Toylet paper. When you blast glue all over your girls asshole, then make her leave before she takes a shower.

by Big Nation April 15, 2003

ball plaque

The sweaty and stanky film that forms on your balls or groin area from being unkempt or unclean.

He got Ball Plaque when he didn't shower for three days.

by Pugsly December 14, 2008

arse plaque

Akin to 'clinkers', these are compound forms of poo that cling to the hair on a hairy anus.

Did you see her in the bathroom with those scissors removing that arse plaque?

by salvataggio November 10, 2007

Crack Plaque

The male equivalent of a tramp stamp.

Sweet crack plaque, dude. The tribal butterfly design really represents you.

by coppywrites May 1, 2016

butt crack plaque

butt crack poop crusties or hairy backwards lana area.

"Dang man, i didn't wipe my butt good enough. Now i have butt crack plaque!"

by EHAYNA January 18, 2009