planting the bomb

Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.

"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"

"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"

by mysize180 June 3, 2016

lap planting

lap planting is releasing your bowels in the middle of a lap dance.

I was getting a lap dance the other day when the bitch started lap planting me.

by Cdawg84 December 14, 2008

robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.

My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)

by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

planting seeds

when a man talks to a bunch of girls letting them all know he likes them but doesnt get to deep so he can keep his options open.

dude"hey what where you talking to ashley about?

dude # 2" just planting seeds"

by sebastan vrontisis February 16, 2009

planting seeds

the act of severely flirting with or dropping suggestive hints on a girl while she has a boyfriend so you can "cultivate" her after they break up

person 1: you see me planting seeds on that chick
person 2: PF 20's gonna kill you

by Ryan Bottary May 22, 2006

planting tulips

the act of kissing or performing a kiss like action to another person
(i.e. usually oral sex)

I've heard she's great at planting tulips.

by killer September 16, 2003

plantkin

'plantkin'

A noun

A person who identifies as a plant or species of vegetation, who was born or brought into this world inside the body of a homo sapien.

"Well, being plantkin, I naturally gravitated towards the flowers and stuff"- Unknown, Kat, "Untitled text post", CuriousPlantkin, Tumblr, Date Unknown.

otherkin plantfolk

by braye-king September 21, 2014