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Spanner in the Planner

Imagine you have a large, intricate plan. One little issue causes the entire thing to come crashing down. You got a Spanner in the Planner.
Person 1: Dude, all my friends were gonna come over for this massive party, but one of them accidentally brought the wrong shit.
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?
by JamesnLollify September 27, 2024
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planner girl

noun. A girl who thinks a planner will solve all her problems; memory problems, financial problems, ADHD.

noun. A girl who romanticizes her life through doodles and washi tape.

noun. A girl with high-functioning anxiety that uses planners as emotional support notebooks.
Ahayva is such a planner girl, she literally has a habit tracker for breathing.

Jenny is a planner girl and goes to Artbox every Saturday morning.

I am such a planner girl, I have 10 different planners that are 5 different brands that I never use; however, they do look pretty on my bookshelf.
by Paradise Printshop December 6, 2024
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Mansplaining planner

A board with a calendar used to plan methodically when to do mansplaining, choosing the topic and the victim
Mildred: I would swear that man owns a mansplaining planner because he always mansplains to me from Monday to Friday at the same hour about what feminism is and what it isn't. I always receive his condescending tutelage on this topic at 17:19 sharp.
Gertrude: Same topic at the same hour?
Mildred: Indeed, Gertrude, indeed.
Gertrude: And what about Saturday and Sunday?
Mildred: A mercy, I assume. He must think I need to have a rest!
by Love-fi December 10, 2025
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Masturb-planner

Guys on gay hookup sites who get off on the idea of man-on-man sex, but are afraid actually do it. Instead, they message guys and masturbate while "planning" a hookup (where, when, who's going to do what to whom). Once they get off, they disappear (either go offline or delete profile) only to re-appear a few days or weeks later to do it again.
"Had another masturb-planner message me on Grindr today. Disappeared after I told him I was totally into all the things he liked, I have a 10" dick and was free now"
by Frenetic1 June 4, 2023
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nanner planner

someone who hides bananas in public areas
Person: Don't tell anyone, but I'm the nanner planner
Person: what the fuck are you talking about
by banannerplanner March 2, 2024
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