“Who’s gonna bring the pistoche.”
“Imma go get it with my fake ID”
“How much pistoche did you get?”
“I bought 50 cheluskis”
“Imma go get it with my fake ID”
“How much pistoche did you get?”
“I bought 50 cheluskis”
by Pene violado January 30, 2021
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• pit stache
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by asshat_mcgee June 14, 2004
Get the hitstache mug.Pistachio eyed means that you're so high (blazed) that your eyes start to look like pistachios. Your eye is the pistachio seed and your eye lids are the pistachio shell. The shell on a pistachio slighty covers the seed inside to where you can barely see it which resembles your eyes.
"Damn man! I'm so pistachio eyed!"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"
"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"
"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"
by Emoore058 July 10, 2014
Get the Pistachio Eyed mug.Generic expletive. Usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed.
"My computer just ate my hard drive! With all my porn! And Grandma's in the next room! TEN PISTACHIO SHELLS!!!"
by Alex Reynard March 4, 2004
Get the Ten Pistachio Shells!!! mug.Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)
by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008
Get the Poostache mug.the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.
May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"
person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"
person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"
person B: "like 20!!"
person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"
person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"
person B: "like 20!!"
person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
by katiesawesome December 19, 2008
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