pissing contest

A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.

Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.

Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."

by Old Polecat January 15, 2009

pissinary tract

Means the same thing as "urinary tract".

{singing}
Taking about the pissinary tract
Is something we all should do with tact!

by Telephony December 26, 2011

Pissing Excellence

(Verb)

When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.

*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.

I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence

I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

by SilverCreek_'10 October 5, 2009

shit pissing faggot

One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.

Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!

Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.

Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?

Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??

by Hammer of Jesus June 12, 2018

pissing rain

(Irish slang) term used to describe particularly heavy rain, similar to "raining cats and dogs".

It's pissing rain outside, you'll get drenched!

by laninani November 25, 2013

pissing and shitting and cumming

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

Pissing on my shadow

To speak well of someone to their face, but ill of them behind their back.

I thought he was my friend, but he's been pissing on my shadow for years.

by China Bob February 23, 2006