Pisstachio

unfortunate seepage during ticklish fellatio from heavily moustachioed individual. Male or female.

"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry your extravagant facial hair has caused me to pisstachio."

by sharrypops October 7, 2009

Pissbating

Applicable to males only. When you stroke your penis after you finish urinating to get all urine out. Usually only done by those with a masturbation addiction.

Tom: After I finished peeing, I started pissbating but I ended up masturbating and blew a load in my toilet.
Bill: Yeah dude I was there.

by Bijan Onur Beinion Utiradin II September 10, 2010

pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis

I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 15, 2014

Pisstall whipped

When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.

My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.

by Petesbeeps August 5, 2017

pissantics

The antics of a pissant.

Now he says Ted Cruz' father assassinated JFK. Surely no one will vote for him after those kind of pissantics.

by such a Judge Reinhold January 31, 2018

pissant town

Adelaide, according to Aurelio Vidmar.

"That's the problem. That 4-0 result tonight was politics, nothing else. Whether you are involved directly or indirectly you have an effect. Because of a pissant town, this club will never win anything until you get rid of that crap.

by dbrt February 16, 2009

pissable

When you find an joke or a circumstance so funny you pee your pants. Usually in the company of friends.

It was a pissable moment, we all laughed so hard we nearly cried.

by ThunderScout June 8, 2009