pish

A guy with a sexy ass. A guy who is always loyal to his friends and a guy who is always loyal to his family. he has lots of slutty girlfriends, however bromance comes first. he will make you cum in 5 seconds, and he will always be there for you, even in your lowest and darkest times.
omg, im dating the guy pish!

Im so jealous!! how did you get such a guy like him!?
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A term used for someone or something who is very suspicious or gay may be used after someone does something relatable or seen to be sus
Christina and John are very pish
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"Oh, pish!"

In reference to something untrue, or ridiculous.
by dwobbit August 06, 2007
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A sexual fetish related to urinating on one another during foreplay and sex.
Pishing is a fetish in which while performing oral sex, the participants stop and the female will pee on the other. Generally "playing" in and with the urine.
by cannavibe May 14, 2011
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This is a sign of complete indifference. See it's counterpart posh.
(I may be wrong but I don't care):
Bob: that's impossible.

Me: pish.

(I don't care what the ---- you think):
Bob: that is the most idiotic thing you could do.

Me: *glare* pish.

(A random interjection saying that you don't care)
Bob: So, about the latest blah blah blah boring math blah yawn blah blah ...

Me: pish.
by 1qazxsw2 January 02, 2011
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Concurrent with popular opinion, it is in fact possible to die as a direct result of management assignments. The first known case was a result of a management course at Perth Collage (sic).

The condition, known as Perth (Collage) Induced Self Harm (or PISH) is common among those taking management courses. Symptoms can include burnt foreheads (from falling asleep against computer monitors), painful index finger (from repeatedly flicking through difficult to use online texts on deciphering management speak) and in some cases a small depression in the candidate's desk (from repeated head-banging).

If not treated quickly through Nocturnal Infusions Gained from Highly Tasty Solutions, Obtained Under Tempo (NIGHTS OUT), the condition can quickly progress, leading to total psychological breakdown, self-severance of limbs through chewing and eventually death from choking on a managment course folder.

However prevention is better than cure, and so it remains best to stay objective while undertaking management work, and let the mind-numbing jargon wash over you. If you do this, you may even get as far as the second question before breaking down.
Oh dear - I feel a case of PISH coming on...
by Jocasta Devillneuve February 29, 2008
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When you go to the bathroom and it is a gamble. It could be a piss or a it could be a shit.
I just had Taco Bell for breakfast after drinking beer 30 all last night. I am going to take a pish.
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