pintled

to be in the state of total wastedness. its a popular term in the shetland isles, possible original dialect. mostly used in a non offensive manner.

"you should've seen the state of him, he was absolutely pintled"!

by buffy irvine October 23, 2010

pittle

pittle: to pee a little

"can you pee in this cup for me?" "i could pittle"

by suggie February 18, 2008

portlethen

The best academy out there if you think otherwise I'll touch your nan

Oi porty is proper swag right fam

YO PORTY IS IGHT YOU GET ME FAM

portlethen means "cool"

by Sub2Pewdiepie_and_WillNE January 22, 2019

sick pittle

Urination accompanied by severe pain and discharge. Usually occuring after sex with a lady of the evening.

Paid Rita 20 bucks for a fuck. It was good but this morning I took one hell of a sick pittle.

by Koolgreen100s April 14, 2019

Portley

1. A male ginger, usually under age 18, who obsessively drinks milk and naps. As a result, the bones of a portley are almost pure calcium. The blood of a portley is 98.62% milk. In addition, portleys account for 82.7% of the world's milk consumption. They are often oafy and counter the effects of their milk drinking habits to an extent by drinking beer. This is called the "Portley Paradox". Their favorite song is always, without fail, Warm Leatherette by The Normal.

1. That new ginger kid is such a portley, he's always drinking milk and beer.

2. Yeah, I heard him listening to Warm Leatherette this morning.

by Δ Über Hipster Δ May 15, 2012

Pittle

to pee one's own self out of sheer excitement or enjoyment

I pittled in my pants when I learned N*Sync was coming to town this summer

by Byscuit May 14, 2009

Pirkle

A fiendish creature of the night who strives for oppurtunities to obtain "munchies". A pirkle will often times try to offer value menu fast food (i.e. junior bacon cheeseburger) in exchange for a ride to jack in the box/taco bell. A pirkle's fiendishness is not limited to the arena of fastfood, however, as it also encompasses weed smoking and pretty much any other aspect of life.

Pirkle: "Want a junior bacon cheeseburger bitch?"

Pirkle:"Wanna get munchies??"
Driver: "YOU FUCKING FIEND!"

by bruso March 13, 2008