Drump

The nasty textured and oftentimes very dry shit you take the morning after a night of drinking due to alcohol forcing all the shit down your system and dehydration drying out the turds;

drunk+dump

1: Dude I had an entire 12 pack last night, my stomach is killing me today.
2: Did you take your drump this morning?
1: No, but its probably going to smell like beer and Taco Bell and squeeze out like frozen cookie dough

by byscuit January 24, 2011

Pittle

to pee one's own self out of sheer excitement or enjoyment

I pittled in my pants when I learned N*Sync was coming to town this summer

by Byscuit May 14, 2009