Pimpy Promise

A pimpy promise is a promise made between a prostitute and their pimp.

Pimp: Do you wanna work for me? *holding a wad of $100 notes*
Prostitute: Yeah I guess *looking at the money*
Pimp: Okay but you have to do something first...
Prostitute: *looking confused* what do you want me to do?
Pimp: *Holds out his little finger* Pimpy promise me that you will stay with me forever
Prostitute: Okay
*them both singing together* Pimpy promise, never brake a promise, if you do you have to suck my weener.

by Weener Woman March 18, 2020

pimpy

pimpy is if your dressing really good or the name you call yo dog when he hump the couch pillow.

1. yo PIMPY stop humping the couch pillow yo nasty

2. yo you looking real pimpy today

by 45english September 30, 2020

senior pimpizen

this Covid era trend of men in their 50's 60's... or even 70's ... who retain their rockstar "Body by Jake"

ABS well into their Senior years...

Goofus: "Gallent, check out that old dude with all those chicks!!"
Gallent: "Yeah goofus, he is a total Senior Pimpizen! "
Gallent: "...hope we're like that when we turn 60!"

Goofus: "word.... lets grab some pizza?"

Gallent: ".....!"

by TerryCowboy May 6, 2022

pimpazizal

Adjective. PIMP-EH-ZEE-ZUHL. Commonly used to refer to something as very cool, exciting, out-of-this-world, etc. Related to 70's term "far-out," 90's "way-cool," and other commonly used words and phrases to describe the hipness or "cool-factor" of a noun.

"This new laptop is pimpazizal!"
"Your car is pretty cool, but this minivan is hella pimpazizal!"

Common responses include: "Dude." "Sweet." "Yeah, whatever." "Hella." "Your mom, is pimpazizal." or any combination of thereof. Please note: this list is by no means exclusive and various other responses are acceptable.

by Marcel S. February 19, 2008

pimpy

pimpy is a young pimp or pimp's son lol

Just look at that sweet little pimpy

by bankeerrrr May 17, 2006

Pimpizzle

A word to describe something cool or funny.

That unicorn shirt is so Pimpizzle

by Blondcookie24 July 29, 2006

Pimpykins

A leader of men and women, respected by all and feared by many.

Pimpykins puts the fear of god in all heterosexual men.

by Goatnads June 26, 2010