Infantile Pillock

A childish and stupid person.

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 20, 2016

Pillicophobia

The fear of taking pills; the fear of having pills get stuck down ones throat.

Because Madeline couldn't get over her pillicophobia, she crushed up the pill that her doctor gave her and mixed it with some ice cream.

by Karen Ambrose May 12, 2011

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

pillock

james may favorite word

clarkson you infertile pillock

by taxfrauder2000 April 28, 2021

pillock

A British word for an Idiot or a real jerk!

For not helping me out and loosing my keys, you are a real pillock

by Dirk Patrick April 30, 2006

pillock

Person with one bollock ,now a derogatory term used to describe a generalised twat

That Chris Hodgson,he's a right pillock

by CAMRAMAN June 18, 2004

policock

When a gay man has two lovers living next door to each other or in the same house .

No one knew Steve was a policock but when we saw him going from Bob's to Craig's all the time we finally got the clue that Steve has two brofriends that are both wives..

by tomba987 January 21, 2013