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King of Wishful Pinking

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.
Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.
by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013
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Pinkie promise

The most sacred promise anyone can give. When broken, you lose your friend forever. The pinkie promise is done by uttering a chant and doing the motions
AJ: you bettar not tell Twi that ah lost her book. Y'all know what happened last time thayt happened.

RD: Pinkie promise. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.

RD crosses a hoof over her heart, opened her wings and gave a flap, and put a hoof to her eye.

AJ: thanks, Dash. Ah really don't know what ah'd do without y'all.

RD: no problem, pal.

*later*

RD listened to Twi talk about her new book she lent to AJ. She bit her lip, and opened her mouth to confess. Suddenly, Pinkie sprung out of a potted plant

Pinkie: you'll lose them. Foreeeeeevveeeerrrrr
She slowly disappeared into the plant.

RD: don't question it...
by Fluttershy the mare wolf December 8, 2013
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Fruit picking sodomite

Homosexual man. Made famous by the legendary DCI Gene Hunt
Steven Warren is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!
by Jaymeh September 23, 2012
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Karl Pilkington

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.
"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"
by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005
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Pickill myself

Picikll Myself means "I want to kill myself" in a joking manner using the word pickle
"WOW, That pickle was so sour. I want to Pickill Myself!"
by CheezyPotatos September 23, 2017
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Picki Defile

A "Picki Defile" is when your raid wipes due to a single person placing the defile on top of a ton of people (usually near the middle of the platform) when facing the Lich King 25 (Normal OR Heroic) encounter.
Ah wow Guin, sick Picki Defile thanks, just wipe it guys...
by iumruk June 7, 2021
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tommy pipkin

A 'tommy pipkin' is a small gas release by a male during sex.
It is only counted as a tommy pipkin if it falls into BOTH of the following catagories:
1. Said male has tried desperatley NOT to fart.
2. It makes a reletivley high pitch vibration upon release
woman:

'did you just tommy pipkin?'

man
'nah, it were the matress ger on wi it'
by beverageofkenny January 12, 2010
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