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Mikey D Pie Crust

When you dont fully wipe your butt and you sit down. The poo must harden in the shape of a pie crust in and around your butthole. Once you stand up and release the contact between your pie and the crust, the smell unleashes causing widespread riots and pandemonium around the world.
The kid Michael had some Mikey D Pie Crust at lollapolooza 2010, 2011 and probably will at 2012
by BrunoPieCrust August 14, 2011
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Digital pie crust

Things created in the digital world that break and crumble when moved to reality
"His status updates made me smile, until they turned out to be digital pie crust"

"It sounded good in the email but when implemented it was only digital pie crust"

"She said my interpretation of her text where digital pie crust"
by Dreamingjean with CockyHaky April 22, 2016
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Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems
by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019
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Windy pie with the crust off

Nothing - no pie, no crust.

Used as a comical response to a question about what’s for dinner etc.
Daughter: Hey Dad, what’s for dinner?
Dad: Windy pie with the crust off.
by Greenbook October 12, 2018
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pie crusted

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.
"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."
by jfever May 14, 2015
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Crusty Hoo-pie

A nasty-ass Ho's nasty-ass
"Bitch, Don't nobody want a slice of your Crusty Hoo-pie smelling like death n' shit"
by IdntgivaFOX January 16, 2020
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piecrust promise

A piecrust promise is a promise you make, but you never fulfill it. The piecrust part is like saying you just have the crust of a pie, not the yummy filling. This could be called an empty promise.
I won't make a piecrust promise to you!
by SarahBubble245 April 29, 2011
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