Physics

The most annoying and fucking useless subject in school.
Teacher: "Hey, Wyatt, give me an example of physics."
Wyatt: "Dropping a child."
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One of the many code words for alcohol, especially in respect to beer. Used to imply studying; sometimes students with large backpacks full of "physics textbooks" can be seen taking the outer loop night bus at an unspecified location on Long Island.
"I love physics, man. I love physics in my left hand, physics in my right hand..." -(Ass-Macleod)
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Physics is a science that was born when the alphabet was vomited into math
Oh man i got physics on my shoes
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A bullshit subject that you will never use in like your entire life
Physics makes me suicidal
by OMAR NUMBER 1 -SOMEone said September 30, 2019
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You may think think Physics is boring or stupid, but without physics there would be no strong and weak nuclear forces that hold atoms together, so there would be no atoms, just protons, neutrons and electrons.

Also there would be no electricity that powers your computer or cell phone, no magnetism that takes part in power production. No gravitational force would keep your feet on the earth or the atmosphere around us, no normal force would push back on your. You would just slilde around, without static or kinetic friction. You wouldn't be able to open a door without torque. And many, many more things...
So understand, without physics nothing would exist, everything would be total chaos.
Without Physics you and everything else wouldn't be here.
by thephysicsgirl May 31, 2012
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The central science, concerned with motion, electricity and magnetism, light and optics, and atomic topics that are over the heads of most chemists.

Physics is loathed by rationalists, atheists, and secular humanists because it keeps proving that the universe is full of big surprises, and still has many secrets that will completely daunt us and turn our view of the universe upside down. Their disdain at the possibility of a diety and their rationalism is not justified given advances in physics.
"All sciences are either physics or stamp collecting."

-Niels Bohr
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The most important science in the world, that comes in many forms such as my favorites in order:

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Physics is the study of why things are, why things were, and why things will be;
it study’s the brain and why or how it thinks the way it does; it study’s string theory and how to unify all fields of physics, theoretical and the not theoretical; it study’s stars and why they create heat; red-shifting, and nuclear fusion and fission, the ever expanding universe or universes and why they might stop expanding, collide, implode, or disperse completely.

But those are the big things, if you want to get into the small things such as universes the size of Planks, things that if a atom another unimaginbley small thing were the size of the solar-system, a Plank would be the size of a tree.How we time travel every time we get in an elevator.
So people who are reading right now do you still think that Physics, and Science are completely irrelevant things in possibly toyed with lives. In this world in which time does not exist, and is just nature way of tricking people into going one place instead of the other. I ask is it really, is it really that irelavant thing in our lives; or is it something that the deceased, but greatest minds in history, Stephen Hawking, and Albert Einstein strived and aspired to understand and kept their minds open to new possibility’s like black-holes. Physics is the building block of everything, without it we would not be here.
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