Tobias: The Almighty Physician

Tobias, otherwise known as a supporting character in the Ascendance Series, is a baka baddie.

1.) Because he can't even murder somebody

2.) He always has to impersonate Jaron

3.) He's actually an intellectual

Person A: Have you heard about Tobias: The Almighty Physician?
Person B: No, why?
Person A: You uneducated being, he is the best character in the ascendance series.

by Honeydew.com June 28, 2021

I'm a Physician

Famous last words from a knight trying to defend his queen. Similar to "trust me bro", it is now used as a way to counter an argument especially for a woman whom you'll never get.

"My understanding is a psychological body language, whenever that happens, people usually actually huddle up more to protect their mid-body, because that's where your organs are."

"I...I'm...I'm a physic..I'm a physician."

by imaphysician March 8, 2024

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

get physical

The process of putting your thing in her thing

I said to a girl, "Hey baby wanna get Physical?" Then I was suspended for sexual harrasment

by I defined it first, BEEEIITCH July 25, 2016

Physicist

Someone who solves problems you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

She is a physicist.

by Enif November 11, 2021

Physical Exam Boner

An awkward yet natural boner acquired when your doctor, male or female, examines your testicles.
Many find it may feel incredibly good to have another touch their genitals and also find it very awkward when they get a boner right in front of a female doctor, or they think that they gay because a gay gave them a boner, this is all natural and the doctors understand.

"Dude, i got a physical exam boner yesterday!"
"Well at least you don't have a male doctor."

by Squea April 10, 2008

Physical Distancing

Formerly known as social distancing. The act of connecting, caring, communicating, and socializing with others while keeping space between bodies and following the World Health Organization (WHO) guidelines for good health during the worldwide COVID-19 pandemic.

No, dude. I’m not gonna shake your hand, I’m practicing physical distancing. Please take a step back and give me a call later.

The term Physical Distancing was suggested by therapist and author Jennifer Hamady, in an article for Psychology Today on March 19, 2020. The World Health Organization then shifted to using the phrase physical distancing rather than social distancing.

by LeggingsAndBeets March 24, 2020