photobesity

When a person looks way more overweight in a photo than in real-life, and not just in a 'the camera adds ten pounds' way. Not even the most flattering of clothing can offset the condition, and subsequently the induvidual avoids being in photos, or stands behind others in a group picture. This condition usually strikes females.

Sara: I saw that picture of you at Dawns' party on her Facebook page. Your rack is HUGE!
Mandy: Ugh, I know. I have big boobs anyway, but in pictures they seem to double in size, along with the rest of me. I have such photobesity.

by nurserockstar July 14, 2009

photocopy boy

A functionary. Someone who does run-of-the-mill administrative jobs on behalf of others. A lackey. A stooge.

"John Paterson's on the cover of a trade magazine? But he's just the photocopy boy!"

by brummieboy123 September 19, 2016

Photohater

A person who dislikes being photographed.

Alex: Let's take a selfie.
Nikita: I don't wanna.
Alex: Quit being such a photohater.

by Bromozome January 27, 2018

photographerspeople

A typo in a mistake-ridden rejection email sent to over 3,000 photojournalists who applied for the 2020 New York Times Portfolio Review. A common phrase to refer to a photojournalist.

Damn, the New York Times really rejected thousands of photographerspeople from their annual portfolio review.

by freshbranflakes December 18, 2019

Photo-nuke

A evolved photo-bomb so heavy, so terrifying, so nerve-wrenching it's not worth seeing.

Jake: Hey Dad, look at this photo

Dad: My "God" is that a, why is there a, I see a

Jake: PHOTO-NUKE

Dad: It's a penis

by TheManlyMan May 2, 2013

Photocred

A term used mainly on social networking sites to give credit to a photographer for a particularly good picture.

Comment on a Facebook picture: Photocred to John for that pic.

by Neres October 22, 2011

super photography

The special type of photography needed to capture the images of pandas that are covering their eyes with their paws.

"Hey, man, you ever seen a panda covering his eyes with his paws?"
"..."
"Yeah, that's right. Me neither."
"Well, I've seen PICTURES of pandas covering their eyes with their paws"
"Yeah, but that was using super photography! You wouldn't be able to see them in real life."
"I guess you're right, as usual. Next time I'll be sure to listen to you the FIRST time."

by wugsby June 19, 2009