The things that we all are stuck in until we drop it, slamming it on the ground in pointless rage, and text our friends on. After that we begin to watch memes because when life comes at you, damn you gotta hide your depression with memes.
by robotb6 February 19, 2018

An A-Phone is anyone who will pull out there smart phone to prove or disprove the facts of any conversation or argument. A-Phone is a politically correct way to say ass hole.
Steve and I argued about who had more passing yards this season, Brady or Manning until Bob pulled out his Blackberry and said it was Brady, what an A-Phone
by Mikeisaok January 19, 2011

Something used to communicate that seems to be replaced and forgotten by instant messanging programs.
by If only you'd know May 28, 2004

Object low lifes use while pondering what to do with their day while trying to contact the friends they dont have that are already partying it up without them.
by Katie gay June 14, 2010

Another episode where Alastor defeats Sir Pentious with hentai dad joke?. Sounds like the writers are phoning it in again.
by The Talking Brony March 29, 2020

a device used for many things, Mostly people who are a bit older than a kid uses them but in this generation almost everyone has one. Can be used to call people, message, play games, watch videos ect.
Sammy: hey did you see viktoria has a phone now?
Viktoria: wow lucky I want that new phone I heard that you can play more games on it
Viktoria: wow lucky I want that new phone I heard that you can play more games on it
by WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE?44556677 March 6, 2018

1. A device that was once originally used to speak to another person whose location is a significant or considerable distance apart from you, but now it is a confirmation that you would like to receive free calls from telemarketers.
2. Something teenagers use far too much.
2. Something teenagers use far too much.
-Phone Rings-
Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...
Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...
by idonthavaname August 2, 2006
