phojob

When a girl is pretending to give you a blow job, but is actually just using her wet hand

First coined in "Hall Pass" (2011)

Julio: dude! yesterday sara gave me the best blowjob ever, but she wouldn't let me look!

Harry: you ass! she does that to everyone! it was just a phojob...

by Horndog9111 June 14, 2011

sydni aka pooja

sydni aka pooja is best thing that could ever happen to a person. funny, caring, and beautiful is just a cuple of things that she is. she is my bestfriend who understands me better than most people. she gets the funny inside jokes we have an never fails to make me happy. when I upset of having a bad day she is there to make it 100000x better. people have hurt her but she is strong and doesn't let anyone bring her down. she is also a bad bitch and tic Tok star. her roblox are unmatchable and no one can beat her. she really is the light of your world.

wait?! you know sydni aka pooka?!? your so lucky dude.
Sydni aka pooja once said "I looked her had in the eye and said, I'm out of this bitch."

by sydni aka pooja May 14, 2019

PHOBAR

-adjective, Acronym for "PHOtoshopped Beyond All Recognition." A play on the the more popular acronym FUBAR: "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition," PHOBAR refers to an image, usually a photo of a person, that has been retouched and airbrushed with digital image manipulation software on a computer so significantly, that the person in the photo is barely recognizable.

Of course she looks perfect in that photo, she was PHOBAR.

by Jacobison December 4, 2010

Pooja

Pooja is a name that radiates strength and power. She can easily be set off even by something as minor as being told to pick up a trash can she had previously knocked over. If confronted about her actions , Pooja will most likely respond with ,”I’m sorry, I kicked it by mistake ”. If further questions are asked, her anger will escalate and she will threaten to hit you.

POOJA WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR

by Gekumetingz May 23, 2019

poojabber

someone who jabs poo (while still in the orifice)

gee, elton john sure is a poojabber

by poojabber March 21, 2003

phoar

A word that shows sexual atraction. Usually used in England.

phoar! look at that guy, isn't he hot!

by sunkissedbrunette May 9, 2005

photarded

Adjective.

1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.

Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.

2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.

1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."

2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."

by u5terk March 2, 2009