Sea Phlegm

The horrible foamy residue that floats on the sea

Person 1: Look at that gross stuff on the sea
Person 2: You mean the Sea Phlegm?
Person 1: What the hell is Sea Phlegm?
Person 2: That gross floaty stuff that the sea sends to the outside because it doesn't want to swallow it...

by TrashyCure June 27, 2014

Phlegmatic

Having a slow way about you--or--Being unemotional cold -- just there...no aliveness.

Example 1. "You mean--even though your family was just violently butchered into blood sodden slices --you want a fucking cheeseburger? You aint nothing but a phlegmatic motherfucker. . ." Example 2. Confronted with the 25 strong gang of violent murder hungry demons on a dark L.A. back alley, I said, "Pardon me for being so PHLEGMATIC, --But, which one of you frail --confused--bitches wants uncle butcher to skin and debone ya asses rright now?" I said in a phhlegmatic manner.

by Bobby Revell March 17, 2005

Ian Phlegming

When a girl hocks up a loogie and uses the mucus as lubricant to give a dude a hand job. Named this way in honor of the British writer who created James Bond, Ian Fleming. ( No other relation to the sexual act other than his last name sounds like phlegm. )

Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.

by Marc O.C. & Jocelyn C. November 22, 2009

phlegm splitter

An iced drink of wine or liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients. Something resembling or suggesting such a drink

Lets go out after work for a phlegm splitter

Would anyone like a phlegm splitter before their meal?

by Bargo May 24, 2006

Phlegmgasm

The unwanted ejaculation of phlegm that comes out when a sick person coughs as to clear their throat.

Yesterday at Starbucks, my minority friend Michael phlegmgasmed his mocha mucus onto the attractive barista.

by CatatonicMalnutrition April 21, 2011

Phlerm

The thick and almost malleable combination of phlegm from the mucus membrane in your throat and thick, usually potent, semen. Usually found at the crime scene or a rape victim, or the bedroom of a housewife trying to rekindle her love with her husband of 20 years, but couldn't stand the taste of her mate's sperm and spat it back out, half-way through swallowing.

Similar (sexual) terms include Casper's Tears, Spit Dicker, White Wedding, Tapioh-no!, and Toothpaste Gag.

Officer: Well, looks like this was an oral sex rape case, sir!
Lieutenant: Really, Officer? What makes you say that?
Officer: See that, sir? *points to a clump of white goo on the pillow, next to drips of blood* That, sir, is pure bona-fide phlerm.
Lieutenant: What's phlerm?
Officer: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It ain't pretty. God help the victim...

by djkyota September 23, 2011

phlegmate

Something you do to your squeezix, usually when bored.

...it's a lot more fun than phlegmating your squeezix.

by commodorebeef May 2, 2005