Phart

Phart (verb) When a man has to take a serious leek and drop a huge sh*t simultaneously. Not having the time to drop the deuce, he chooses to urinate. While the mans pee exits with fire hose like pressure, he then attempts to fart. This triggers either a nasty shart or a turd to be deposited in the mans underwear. (pee-fart = phart)

While peeing late last night I pharted and dropped a scissored off turtle head on my bathroom floor…….

by TB2-nola February 10, 2009

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Modern art generated accidentally by a mathematical software program when the user is attempting to make a meaningful plot.

I tried to plot my data, but I ended up with this beautiful plart instead.

by plartist August 24, 2011

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Pharter

(Pronounced fart-er)
An adjective used to describe someone who is either lame or causing you a minor inconvenience; basically a light-hearted insult.

"Mom can you take me to the store?"
"No"
"Jeez, you're such a pharter"

by umop əp!§dn August 7, 2019

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pheartarded

Slang term which depicts the most socially unacceptable people. People whom are rejected by nature, and slowly turned into imbeciles who seem to actually devolve as they grow older.

These people are often Scientologists, or named Justin.

Person1: Wtf, the words in these books are upside down.. I need to buy a new one!

Person2: wow..pheartarded.

by CDX July 29, 2007

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phlat

1. something that is fun to you and very exicting to the people around but you just aren`t having the best time

2. some thingthat is not fun and is boring when it is suppost to be cool and fun

examples

a. Sam this dance is so phlat i could have a better time watching my dog run around in circles.

b. This concert is so phlat.

by Lil C with an ' June 29, 2009

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