When you're wanking using just your mental recollections and you begin asking yourself deep questions about the meaning of life, culminating in a more fulfilling view of the universe and life as you bust a nut.
by Socratesticles July 16, 2020
Get the Philosophical Wank mug.A euphemism for "getting drunk". Used to describe the state at which someone starts to say whatever they are thinking, no matter how ridiculous it sounds.
Dave - "Has anyone ever wondered why the students at Glasgow and the students at Strathclyde cant just be friends? What is the point in this silly rivalry when we're all living in the same city?"
Dave's friend - "Somebody take the bottle off Dave, he's starting to get philosophical."
Dave's friend - "Somebody take the bottle off Dave, he's starting to get philosophical."
by toffeerevel June 28, 2010
Get the To Get Philosophical mug.by Koios November 3, 2008
Get the I have a philosophical question mug.The act of getting beyond a point of normal conversation, conversation that can either trip you out or make you confused but at the same time makes you feel like you actually know what your talking about until reality sets back in.
I was getting down on some philosophication when I realized after the conversation I had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.
by BJskits January 17, 2011
Get the Philosophication mug.A piece of fecal matter (usually human) that has gained self-conscience. This leads to the shit asking deep questions of philosophical nature, hence the name. When encountering a philosophical shit, most humans believe that the questions raised by the 'sophical sausage' are of their own desing and come from their own head. It is unknown whether the great philosophers of history were assisted by philosophical shits, or came up with their ideas themselves.
"What am I? Where did I come from? I feel water rushing past me. I am falling now and it's dark. Is this what it's like to die? Is this the afterlife? An endless void where we're forced to contemplate our beliefs and morality for all eternity? Truly a hellish experience."
-Unnamed philosophical shit, circa 1978
-Unnamed philosophical shit, circa 1978
by Ziraxis August 24, 2016
Get the philosophical shit mug.Believing that you can figure out complex things that you couldn't when you're sober. Very mental, and deep about everything, very creative thinkers while high.
by Just259 September 9, 2013
Get the philosophical stoner mug.Intimate, passionate, animalistic sex followed by vulnerable and cerebral discussion whilst naked bodies are still entwined.
by Liz75 February 16, 2017
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