pedophilia 

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

pedophilia by JR April 14, 2005

peadophilia 

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.

George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.

peadophilia by Marcus July 29, 2004

phytophiliac 

No, it's not urban slang, but since the online dictionary everyone uses to try and look these things up doesn't have an entry, I'll define it here.

Phytophiliac (n.) someone who demonstrates phytophilia -- a sexual attraction to plants.

1: "Lou is such a tree-hugger..."

2: "damn phytophiliacs"

1: "LOL"

phytophiliac by nerd January 9, 2005

pedofileren (to pedophilize) 

Dutch: When you are being unlawfully portrayed as a pedophile by Hollands one and only "pedophile hunter" Yvonne van Hertum. Any person not agreeing with the strategies or visions of this hunter is pedophilized or pedo-friend-alized, which means you are profiled as a friend of pedophiles.

I was chatting with Yvonne van Hertum, and now I am pedophilized.

Je moet oppassen met chatten, er zijn hunters die je zo pedofileren (to pedophilize).

I heard about the dutch pedophile hunters, I don't agree with their tactics. This made me a pedo-friend in their eyes, I feel pedo-friend-alized.

pedofileren (to pedophilize) by Kat de Wat August 24, 2009

Marketing Pedophilia 

Refers to how businesses use children to promote their products and services, regardless of the targeted consumers.

It's become so common that it shouldn't surprise anyone when children are used to promote sex products.

Eharmony has used children to promote there services

PUGI (the car dealer) is a very guilty culprit

Marketing Pedophilia has made advertising more unbearable, unless you're a pedophile.

Marketing Pedophilia by fuckub May 3, 2014

pedophilic fishfingers 

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.

Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

pedophilic fishfingers by simon94 June 16, 2010

pedophilistic 

pedophileistic. pedophilistic is when someone is a pedophile, but may be too young, so you would call them pedophilistic.

‘look at him, what a pedophile’
‘mate he’s 15, he’s just being pedophilistic’

pedophilistic by Jess Ann Long February 18, 2021