ploopage

Ploopage =(Jiggle^2 *Height)/time off ground

Maximum ploopage - jello on trampoline

All things have ploop!

*theory by Benjamin C. Paul

Wow this jello has so much ploopage!

by Ploopscientists October 27, 2022

bullet ploof grass

Iamwildcat said in a video with vanossgaming "we should have hid behind the bullet ploof grass. I just had a dyslexic moment."

Hey man i just installed some bullet ploof grass

by YaboiRick May 10, 2018

Plooning

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection

To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"

by shannonk November 12, 2013

plook

To engage in nonorthogenital forms of sexual penetration lending themselves to consecutive reciprocity between partners.

JOE:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before
SY BORG:
You'll love it!
Its a way of life.
JOE:
Does that mean maybe later
You'll plook me....
Frank Zappa, Joe's Garage

by Michael Zeleny February 11, 2004

Pussy Palooza

When somebody smashes a large amout of pussy for a long period of time.

Dude this summer, we are going to have a all out pussy palooza.

by Carmeon Coleman June 14, 2010

palooka

A fighter who isn't any good, or takes a dive.

"If I had taken the dive, I'd have a one-way ticket to palookaville."

by Mike Blaszczak February 15, 2004

ploogled

After blowing up a balloon, it is the act of releasing the balloon from your grip and letting it fly around the room deflating itself...hence making the "Ploogled" sound.

Jayme: "Here, hold the balloon tight"
Cort: "Oh no, I let go"
Jayme: "Shit, you ploogled it!"

Balloon: "PPFFFBBBBFFSHHH"
Jayme: Ha, its ploogled.

by JayCort December 29, 2006