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Peeling the Label

Usually viewed as an indication of Sexual Frustration. Affected persons will be seen trying to remove the label from a beer, pop, or juice bottle. Some will play it off as simply boredom, or high anxiety. In some cases, may be remedied by removing said label and presenting it to a person of your choosing, if they accept your label then you could be getting some.
Well she was fighting them off

At a corner table

She had a longneck bottle

She was peeling the label

The look on her face

It was perfectly clear

She said somebody please

Get me out of here

The look she shot me

Through the glass refraction

Said a little less talk

And a lot more action

- Toby Keith in "a little less talk and a lot more action"
by The Beermandu August 1, 2011
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Peeling the lion

Disgust your friends by sliding back your smeggy fore skin right before their eyes. See lion
" Look at me you bitches i'm peeling the lion and your going to watch"
by Jebusmoore November 26, 2007
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Peeling the Curtain behind the Cloud

To reveal hidden detail or an illusion to an otherwise oblivious person or audience. Peeling the curtain behind the cloud is to give yourself or others away.

A phrase commonly used and misunderstood in the popular podcast 'Two Guys who Sometimes Disagree'.
Nick: That's some funky crayfish

Micah: It was left outside for four days

Nick: Don't peel the curtain behind the cloud

"Don't peel the curtain behind the cloud to reveal the Louisiana Crayfish."

"Stop peeling the curtain behind the cloud."
by Milly's Mannerisms November 4, 2017
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Paulingus

The act of inserting a mans scrotum with a mouth full of cow feces and using his feces to lubricate your urethra and then swallowing a hot warm load
After my wife refused to try it I went to a prostitute to perform paulingus
by Bigdaddytyreek69 October 23, 2019
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Peeling his wig

A slang term to cut a niggas head off
sum may think that rivals heads shouldn't be attached to there body for sumthing they did wrong
Yo he talkin shit ...lets start peeling his wig
by SexMoney January 11, 2011
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Happy Peeling

The practice of placing peel on somebody unsuspectedly and capturing it with a camera phone.
A legal form of happy slapping
happy peeling scenario:

friend: mate, something on your shoulder
victim: ah the bastards peeled me
by king peeler January 11, 2009
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peeling the chile

1) to slack off and do nothing
2)to masturbate

originated in new mexico.
guy: what are you doing tonight?
dude: nothing just peeling the chile.
by george January 20, 2005
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