lil petunia

a way of showing affection to a specific boyfriend/ girlfriend by using some what of a disguise pertaining to a flower. meant to show love.

i love you so much my lil petunia.

by PrincessSmash January 4, 2010

Petune

The female genitals.

Sarah hasn't shaved her petune in eight weeks.

by sweetie107uk December 26, 2008

petuti

Petuti (noun) refers to a person's buttocks. Slang. Booty, Ass, Bum, Tookus

You can bet your sweet petuti I'll be there!

by Indymindy August 12, 2016

petunia ball sack head

petunia has shaved her head and now it's a ballsack

"hey, is that petunia ball sack head!?"

by dragon_kingtv October 22, 2017

pezunt

Someone who was beat to death with a book.

You’re such a pezunt Harrison, You’ve been hit so many times by books, dumbass.

by Pezunts January 13, 2018

holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014