Petunia polecat

Pronoun, The homely obese stripper that constantly annoys you and drives away all the good looking strippers. This skank has no place in a strip club. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT tip this beast.
It will try to follow you home.

Dude, I will never go to that club again. It was full of Petunia polecats.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019

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Petunia in the garden

A snitch, or an informant mostly found in a POW Camp.

In Hogan’s Hero’s When a spy was placed in their barracks Hogan says “We’ve got our first petunia in the garden”

by IlIIIllIl March 14, 2024

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Pale Petunia

A very pale person

Person 1: Oh my gosh, look how pale Josh is!!
Person 2: Woahhhhh, He is actually soooo pale!!
Person 1: He is SUCH a pale petunia!!!

by That_Girl_with_a_Job November 6, 2022

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mold on your petunia

can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,

can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys

EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!

Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia

EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?

by B*RAD May 22, 2014

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