Petersoned

Petersoned adj. (pee-tur-sunned)
Meaning: When you receive poor quality and/or unsatisfactory tech support from your ISP. Also can be used to describe one's ability to cling to a job without getting fired for ineptitude.
"Man, that customer got petersoned really bad."

"We have a new company policy to prevent us from getting petersoned."
by 5thgear August 29, 2008
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Geoffrey Peterson

Geoffrey Peterson is the robot sidekick with a mohawk on the Craig Ferguson show. Aside from appearing in the twitter jingles and introducing the twitter and email segment of the show, he is known for his random phrases and for the fact that his mouth is often agape when he isn't speaking. Though his name is Geoffrey he occasionally goes by the nickname Geoff.
Craig: What time is it Geoffrey Peterson?
Geoff: Hey! What's happening in tweet land?
Viewer at home: This show is amazing!
by Cuddlefish6 September 02, 2010
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Freddy Peterson

In Golden Girls, it’s the name Dorothy and her new husband called sex. They said it was so good that they named it.
I can’t wait for our honeymoon. Just me, you, and Freddy Peterson.
by Its69Bro April 22, 2020
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Tash Peterson

The Tash Peterson is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period and end up with period blood all down your face and chest.
by Craig.paul September 06, 2021
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Brian Peterson

Football Player at the University Of Central Florida who was the first player in NCAAF History to play with a congenital hand defect during the 2012 season.
Brian Peterson man, that brother is a beast.

I knew Brian Peterson before he even played ball
by Wizzlefizzle January 23, 2013
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Flying Peterson

Popular drink in the Kansas City Metro. Vodka, 7-UP, and a splash of V-8 Fusion Açai Mixed Berry over ice. The drink should be garnished with a lime.
She knocked down several Flying Petersons before I hit it.
by Drinkman December 23, 2009
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Coyote Peterson

A man that has balls of titanium as testicles
Coyote Peterson has balls that clank.
by Sliip July 01, 2020
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