Pesified(2)

The action of a football game losing its licensing to a club therefore having to create fake names for stadiums and club names

Fifa 20 has been pesified(2)

by odemill July 18, 2019

Westified (westify)

to westernize something (or someone) to the point where it is completely indistinguishable from it's original state

The Chinese food at the restaurant was completely westified (westify).

by diamondaze February 8, 2007

petrified grape

A Raisin

Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?

Guy 2: No, it's raisin.

Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.

by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017

Pistaified

Getting raped in a kitchen by an Italian cook with a spoon.

'Where were you last night?'
I got pistaified at the pastaria.

by NotA_Kiwi March 14, 2020

petrified sock

(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see protein sock

1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.

by Shockey86 January 31, 2005

Partified

Its the same meaning as the word "Classified" but only relating to parties

G:So what did u do at that party?
B:Thats Partified information.

by Zack Melvin April 6, 2008

Petrified Tree

When, during intercourse, the penis becomes numb due to under stimulation. The male equivalent of Zombie Beaver. Useful for Cock-Slapping, Cock-stands, Tripod-ing, etc.

Janet was so begrudgingly wide that I got the good 'ol Petrified Tree. After that, I charmingly berated her, and cock-slapped her with my rock-solid Mahogany Staff.

by Phydeaux The Grate August 10, 2009