Pestimistic

Same as being a pessimist but being a real bitch about it. Aka pest

Karen is being very pestimistic about getting caught smoking

by Prenouncer September 24, 2019

pressimistic

tending to see the worst aspect of things or believe that the worst will happen.

He became pressimistic about thatle change

by Kingvader September 3, 2017

pissimistic

Having a pessimistic attitude that generally pisses off others around you.

Why is he always going around saying bad things about me? He's acting really pissimistic!

by AJbeta October 19, 2008

pessalistic

Making mad hott romance and leaving pink rose petals on the ground while eating any form of cheesy food and being horny.It can also mean killing the spawn of Bill Cosby or seamonkeys.

I cannot believe how he was so pessalistic he was towards those 50 cent lovers.

My boyfriend was so frickin pessalistic last night that i just had to bang him in the bedroom.

by alicia and paula June 12, 2005

Penilistic Protrusion

Synonymous with penile erection.

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Possimistic

Having a cheerful, positive, upbeat view of any given situation.

Even though his haircut was intended to make him look ridiculous, Travis was possimistic. He laughed, saying that it gave him "street cred".

by SierraMike June 11, 2008

pessimistic panglossian

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.

She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.

by sircasey February 15, 2009