pezsimist

Someone who expects the worst of their PEZ dispenser, or always thinks it is half empty

Fred didn't like to share his candy, always being a pezsimist

by kenjamd December 3, 2010

pessimist

an optimist with experience

i used to think i would be happy but now i know i never will be

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

pessimist

a pessimist is a realist - an optimist is largely unrealistic

when things are going wrong, a pessimist says what everyone else is thinking

by shannon January 8, 2004

realistic pessimism

An educated urbanite who is aware of the possible negative consequences that may be encountered in city life and therefore conducts self responsibly.

A woman that chooses not to wear headphones or talk on her cell phone while walking home at night exudes realistic pessimism.

by cleverlady May 9, 2011

Pessimist

A Pessimist is a Person who will Generally, most of the time, see the Negative, Bad, Flaw-filled or Imperfect about Virtually Anything, no matter how Neutral or Positive it could be, however, a Pessimist is not always Pessimistic.

Being a Pessimist is not always bad either, everyone's Pessimistic and Negative sometimes, just not as much as a Pessimist, Pessimism can be good when you have to think Realistic about something, but sometimes it can be very bad and extremely Annoying to hear someone using Pessimism.

Pessimistic

Pessimist

Pessimism

Annoying

Angry

Skeptical

Cynical

Disagree

Neutral

by Hiii111 September 28, 2012

pessimism

The opposite of optimism.

Also known as "cautious realism".

If you aren't feeling pessimism, you aren't paying attention.

by skyblack January 13, 2005

pessimistic agnosticism

The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.

See also: pessimism, agnosticism

Random guy: Is there a God?

Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.

by Greg March 20, 2005