Piesexual

A very misunderstood form of sexuality.

The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"

A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.

The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.

Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?

John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"

Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"

by ChairiePi February 22, 2011

Pensexual

Pensexual, an sexual liking towards someone despite their gender.

Im pensexual , i like everyone if they like me.

by Pensexual July 7, 2018

PaSexual

Begin pansexual and asexual at the time time.

Did y'all hear about pasexual??

by Unknown Human 2.0 September 24, 2018

pisexual

When you think about sex every 3.14 seconds.

My girl is so hot she makes me pisexual.

by N8.Snow May 7, 2017

peisexual

a person with a sexual attraction to penguins

A peisexual: "Why am I feeling horny now? Must be the penguin"

by Not_Pei6263 December 13, 2022

ppsexual

when you are sexually attracted to big pp dick

jim: god damn whenever i see mine or someone else’s pp i just wanna cum so hard
jambo: im actually ppsexual which descibes hpw you are feeling, maybe you are too!
jim: ok
jambo: ..
jim: *leans in*
jambo: *leans in*

mmmmm

by sussybakaaaa June 1, 2021

Pensexual

being sexually attracted to pens

Yuri from ddlc is pensexual

by IceIceMonster January 28, 2021