pervertical

pervertical (per vur tih kul) ADJECTIVE. To be like a pervert. To have something in common with a deviant mind. Being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.

Neil- So I fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. She was stuck in the middle of Shitsville with no money and no way to get home. Know what I did next?

Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.

Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

Tommy- We're pervertical.

Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.

Tommy- So, did you fuck her?

Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.

Tommy- You're such a romantic.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

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Pity Perversion

Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.

Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"

Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."

Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"

by wingwax August 11, 2009

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Pervervia • perverbiage • perverbial • Perversiani • Pervertial Sextifier • pervervious • pervertism • perverkative • perversity • Perversive

Pervential

A combination of Perve and Potential.

I'm going to hit the beach today, there's sure to be plenty of pervential.

by jimmyg87 January 12, 2009

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Perversify

To make something more perverted than it was previously. Usually by guys, but it's MUCH cooler when girls perversify themselves.

Her: "Did you put it in yet?"
Him: "That's what she said!"
Her: "You're gross."
Him: "Sorry, I've been trying to perversify my mind lately."
Her: "Me too ;)"

*Major sexfest*

by Appletunes008 May 12, 2010

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