persian salad

To have a rather odiferous and raunchy bowel movement that only the strong of faith can withstand.

Man, I just made a persian salad at this girl's apartment. I think we need to leave . . . like right now.

by Frank Fagsmasher April 8, 2010

persian squirrel

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.

I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel

by JP$ September 30, 2003

Persian spike

when one grows out their toenails then gets a male/female to crap on them. then said female/male eats the crap off the toe nails.

"Ryley told me the other day he wanted a Persian spike"

by Omega Ford January 19, 2008

Persian Smoothie

A smoothie from persia

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie

by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020

Persian Shower

Bathing one's body in a sink, or using a bottle of water, usually in a public restroom. Also known colloquially as a "whore bath".

I didn't have time to get ready, so I took a Persian Shower and got dressed.

by BigNashtyAP April 4, 2026

Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.

Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.

Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.

Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?

Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.

by Millennial X May 6, 2019

persian pepper shaker

Sexual act which involves squatting over your sleeping girlfriend/boyfriends face and, with the aid of an electric beard trimmer, showering them in pubic hair.

I gave Luanda the old persian pepper shaker last night and she looked like my dad this morning... ouch.

by Stevesbrain March 22, 2008