Petrifried

When a person is so stoned they cannot move.

"Yo man, Jon smoked 8 joints and he's petrifried."

by Frankster420 September 25, 2019

Petrifried

When you are scared/anxious and also very stoned at the same time

I think the cops are outside man I'm petrifried

by WOTD✌ February 22, 2022

permafried

smoking so much weed that you are known to have S.R.D. (stupid retarded disorder). also known as "William Fisher."

that kid is permafried!

by willie wonka520 July 7, 2008

Permafried

When youve done too many drugs in a short amount of time youre permanently fucked up/ retarded

Also known as a Matthew Ramo.

"Dont be a matt ramo, wait a couple weeks before you trip again or you'll be permafried."

by Fanxis August 16, 2017

Permified

When smoking so much weed for multiple days that the next couple days are too hazy to fuck up

guy 1: dooode those couple of days were soo fucked up
guy 2: i knoooww braa i'm so permified!!

by BIG BLACK BOOTY January 2, 2012

permafried

When someone has done so much dope in their life that they end up in a perpetual state of slowness and stupidity

That guy takes forever to explain shit, he's so permafried

by numbnuts33 March 25, 2025

Permafried

**Permafried**

*adjective*

A state in which one's brain is permanently impaired or "fried" due to excessive or reckless substance use, resulting in chronic mental fog, diminished cognitive function, or erratic behavior that persists indefinitely.

**Example**: After hitting those sketchy black market weed pens nonstop for months, Braden’s totally permafried—guy can barely string a sentence together now.

by Jxckkk May 12, 2025