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Pornified

Something that (or someone whom) has been made sexual or pornographic that might not have been originally.
Sex fiends broke into the art gallery and Pornified the art work with spray cans and permanent markers.

Sally used to be a good girl, but now she is all Pornified and slutty.
by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
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Nothing is true, Everything is permitted

The dictum of the Order of the Assassins, as heard in Assassins Creed 1 and 2. First spoken by Altair’s master Al Mualim, “Nothing is True” exhibits the cynicism that the Assassins carry towards religion and fantasy, while “Everything is Permitted” represents their dedication the Order and the brutality of their work.

The Assassins in Ubisoft’s AC are based off of a real group active during the Crusades, called the Hashshashins, from which the word “Assassin” is derived.
Altair: Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.

Al Mualim: Oh Yesh. *fistbump
by Al Muslimio January 23, 2011
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petrified grape

Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?

Guy 2: No, it's raisin.

Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.
by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017
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Pesified(2)

The action of a football game losing its licensing to a club therefore having to create fake names for stadiums and club names
Fifa 20 has been pesified(2)
by odemill July 18, 2019
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permiedom

Permanent employment (being a permie), as viewed by a contractor.
The contract market is so bad that I may be force to abase myself before the altar of permiedom.
by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
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Permafried

To have taken so many drugs your brain is irreversably fried
John Saunders went way too hard for way too long but hasnt touched drugs in 10 years. Even after such a long period of sobriety he shows signs of serious brain damage and as such is permafried
by rocketdogz September 21, 2010
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