Petranoid

Noun - one who is both petrafied and paranoid of a person, place or thing.

Rob was a complete petranoid when he walked out of the exit of the haunted house; it really freaked him out.

by mdubya September 6, 2006

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paranoid

your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and you suspect the police are outside but it's a girl scout trying to sell some fucking girl scout cookies

*Door Bell Ring*
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML

by wittyname January 16, 2010

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Someone who is a noob, only unlike a regular noob, they have absolutely no chance of becoming anything more. They are permanently a noob. Permanoob status can result from a long line of noobly mistakes, or one mistake so huge a person can never live it down.

Did you hear jacie locked her keys in the car on that trip and her spare keys were hundreds of miles away?!?
YA! she is a total permanoob!

Dude! I can not beat this level no matter what I do!
Sounds about right permanoob, let a pro take over.

by DB_KG March 26, 2010

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Wal-Mart paranoid

1. When one is at Wal-Mart or any other large store and they see someone they don't like/ don't want to talk to and spend the rest of the time trying to avoid that person. One becomes paranoid and worries that the person will stalk them down and talk to them.

"Oh my gosh, Marcus, it's Kaci. We have to hide now! and there's Brittany! and Marci! Quick, turn left before they see us!"
"I'm so Wal-Mart paranoid right now... I'm afraid she's going to pop around the corner and try to start a conversation!"

by ktxtensen May 22, 2006

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