Period of Enlightenment

The brief stretch of time just after a good morning shit, coinciding with ones morning coffee kicking in, that is characterized by peak mental illumination and a deep sense of physical bliss.

Jake waltzed out onto the deck, took a deep breath of the crisp morning air, plopped down in a recliner, kicked his feet up over the deck railing, clicked open the e-magazine on his iPad, took another sip of coffee, gazed off into nothingness, and sighed deeply as he entered his period of enlightenment.

by SpacemanSpiff1969 October 15, 2012

a prison period

If an inmate has rectal bleeding from some misadventure with other inmates, he is on his prison period.

That loud mouth, new boy is on a prison period!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

Period Poo

When your bestie agrees with you.

Yessss girl period poo

by StrawberryGlow February 9, 2022

Period Crush

A temporary crush on a person while on your period.

Person 1: "Do you still like him?"
Person 2: "No, it was just a period crush."

by howaboutyes March 17, 2014

Blue Period

The depressed stage in an artist's work. Work from a period in which the artist was depressed.

"These are my sunflowers, this is my bunny and those pictures of me slitting my wrists... those are from my blue period"

by luke skyballer October 5, 2009

Lame Duck Period

Period after a break up where you're looking for a new babe.

Dude 1: Bro are you still with Jessica?
Dude 2: nah dude, she broke up with me last week, I'm in the lame duck period

by lockenload23 July 10, 2016

Periodicity

The pains, cramps, and aches associated with a woman's menstrual cycle.

She laid on the couch, complaining about her periodicity.

Sometimes periodicity is so bad, one might not go into school or work that day.

by Theotherdudeyouknow December 13, 2012