When my friends ex-girlfriend was taking too long to get ready to go out one night, another buddy said "What's the point? You might as well try to put perfume on a turd."
by desertcajun October 26, 2008
Get the Perfume on a Turd mug.The fragrance that emanates from the crack below your back, most notably after passing wind or defacating.
"I smell something rancid.... It's probably Cherise's booty perfume. I could hear her stomach gurgling across the room."
by GasMachine May 04, 2010
Get the Booty perfume mug.A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.
by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010
Get the perfumed fart mug.the act of a woman depositing her scent on another person close enough for them to smell; aka a girlie facial
by atillathehoney February 22, 2008
Get the perfume jump mug.When you walk into an area where someone just farted, and you feel as if you have walked into a cloud of perfume. The odour is so bad that you believe the smell will stay, similar to perfume.
by blissillusion October 27, 2009
Get the fart perfume mug.The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.
You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.
by Steve the Alligator April 21, 2011
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