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per by lilliealex November 21, 2021
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Per Tore
Someone who is extremely handsome, a likeable lad with "the boy next door" looks. The personal favorite of Jessica Alba and Rihanna.
Per Tore by hepphepphepp October 18, 2008
Per Stephen
An instruction to another person, usually after casually mentioning an idea or notion to Stephen, or in some cases requesting Stephen's opinion or thought on a specific matter. Stephen is not always aware that the person requesting his opinion will immediately quote it to another person.
A multi-faceted definition, "Per Stephen" can either be used in the form of a request or a statement. The person using this phrase usually does not want to do something, so they use Stephen's words as the excuse or reasoning behind why they should no longer be assigned to a task. For request format, "Per Stephen" usually involves an extraordinary purchase or in some cases, food or electronics purchases.
A multi-faceted definition, "Per Stephen" can either be used in the form of a request or a statement. The person using this phrase usually does not want to do something, so they use Stephen's words as the excuse or reasoning behind why they should no longer be assigned to a task. For request format, "Per Stephen" usually involves an extraordinary purchase or in some cases, food or electronics purchases.
"Per Stephen, please no longer assign me to tickets that require me to get up from my desk."
"Per Stephen, we should all receive Teslas for Christmas."
"Per Stephen, we should no longer charge clients for service. Instead, we'll be accepting IOUs for all services rendered."
"Per Stephen, we'll be ordering 80 Filet Mignons for this week's BBQ."
"Per Stephen, please order me a new chair, laptop, keyboard, dresser, 82 inch monitor, car, mousepad, Keurig and toilet paper for the office and my home."
"Per Stephen, we should all receive Teslas for Christmas."
"Per Stephen, we should no longer charge clients for service. Instead, we'll be accepting IOUs for all services rendered."
"Per Stephen, we'll be ordering 80 Filet Mignons for this week's BBQ."
"Per Stephen, please order me a new chair, laptop, keyboard, dresser, 82 inch monitor, car, mousepad, Keurig and toilet paper for the office and my home."
Per Stephen by entechUS_ October 1, 2020
per-nugget
A typical white surferdude, skaterdude. In a recent Mcdonald's commercial, a white surfer uttered the question "per nugget?" when he was told the very low price of chicken mcnuggets, as if he was surprised at the low price. His voice was very constipated as if he had just smoked marijuana. He had an inflection in his voice, a very typical white surfer manner...aggravating at best. Thus, a typical white boy is a per-nugget.
1. Look at that fuckin' per-nugget...his board shorts are so low I can see his asshole when he bends over...disgusting per- nugget!
2. Can you believe that per-nugget at that frat party? He thought his curly mop hair was to die for...Which per-nugget? that Frat party was full of per-nuggets.
2. Can you believe that per-nugget at that frat party? He thought his curly mop hair was to die for...Which per-nugget? that Frat party was full of per-nuggets.
per-nugget by Jake T III December 24, 2008