Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"
"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
by ItzAri July 29, 2023
Get the Pussiano Penaldo mug.Means "of the rock" in english. Common surname of Spanish/Mexican/Filipino races. This is one of the most awesome last names someone could have. People with these surnames have determination and obligation to have respect for themselves and other people.
Him: That pretty lady have a nice aspect in life. She's someone to be respected.
Him2: Of course, she's from the clan of de la Pena's.
Him2: Of course, she's from the clan of de la Pena's.
by mishikawanies November 7, 2011
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by Bunnysnot November 24, 2018
Get the Peena mug.Ghostiano penaldo is an overrated portuguese player that do Statpads with penalty whenever he ghosted in a match.
Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.
Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.
Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.
Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.
by anonymous May 1, 2021
Get the Ghostiano penaldo mug.Penaldo is an International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished
by Lolkumu October 17, 2021
Get the Penaldo mug.A Penaldian is a person who sucks on Ronaldo and always gets put in they're place by Messi. Penaldians have an iq of about 2 at maximum, they come from Penaldia where they stroke on a statue of Penaldo. They are either Vadrid, Penchester United of Pooventus fans as the last two want nothing to do with him as they saw how shit he was..
Person 1: Yo, Penaldo is an underrated playmaker
Person 2: But he has an 0.08 assist ratio in 2019💀
Person 1: He won tiktok award tho
Person 2: The definition of a Penaldian right here....
Person 2: But he has an 0.08 assist ratio in 2019💀
Person 1: He won tiktok award tho
Person 2: The definition of a Penaldian right here....
by Goatesr10 December 27, 2022
Get the Penaldian mug.A very popular man from Madeira known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with penalties. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a penalty he didn’t win.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
No 7 has been missing the entire match.
Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.
Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.
by KwekuSika April 30, 2021
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